The Chant of the Barbie Dolls

It's funny cos it's true…...

The other day we took in hand
Some minor house repairs
With phase tester and a circuit plan
We headed up the stairs.

The awful lighting fixtures
In the bedroom, landing, hall
Were the targets of our strictures
Electrical and all.

We set about dismantling
The shoddy chandaliers
With dicely cantilevering
On our best new dining chairs.

And oh the sense of pride in doing
Such a worthy job
Rewiring and rescrewing
Every dodgey knob.

But then when we descended
And turned the breakers on
Our repairs haven't ended,
But begun with this song……..

Ohhhhhhh…….
Them zones them zones them, 'leccy zones
Them zones them zones them, 'leccy zones
Them zones them zones them, 'leccy zones
Now fear the circuit boards…..

Cos the bedroom's connected to the..
Bathroom
The bathroom connected to the..
Landing
The landing's connected to the..
Entrance hall
Now fear them circuit boards…..