Monday, April 30, 2018
It's never too late.....
To be irrelevant.
In response to:
To the tune of ‘Joxer Goes to Stuttgart’ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EPU65KCNug)
Twas in the year of Twenty Fourteen
There was a cool autumnal breeze
And an independent nation was rising from her
knees
The yoke she’s borne, thrown off with scorn, a
new day dawning fast
And kicking John Bull in the nuts, Scotland
free at last!
For centuries her children’s blood
Has stained the scorching sands
In bloody foreign wars, in bloody distant lands
No more they’ll fight on the side of might to
rob their fellow beings
Of petroleum and rubber plants and human
dignity.
Bonnie Scotland, don’t you pay no mind
To the lies and calumny
Of the Dukes and fakes and Saudi sheiks, and
their pound of subsidy
Insane media scream “it’s a mad pipe dream!”,
like the boy on the burning decks
But do you think the Sun will tell you the
truth when it’s Murdoch signs the cheques?
So Scots wha’ hey, now have yer say, and choose
as you see fit
A new day to do it differently, or same day
same old shit
If ye choose more o’ the same, we can all gae
hame,
And the world can turn a deaf ear
Tae yer moaning, groaning, bitching
whines, for the next 800 years!
O! Scots wha hae wi’ Wallace bled
Scot’s whom Bruce has often led
Welcome to your glory bed
Or to Victory…..?
# posted by Flann O'Brien @ 11:30 AM 
